You Can't Go Wrong With Snakes On A Plane

If you are hankering for a powerful movie punch, you can't go wrong with Snakes on a Plane, starring none other than Samuel L. Jackson himself. The movie has a powerful plot that will keep you on the edge of your seat throughout the entire movie. Not only that, but it also has such a beautifully written plot that even the harshest critic will be move by it's beauty. And did I mention that it's got snakes?

Our tale starts off with an innocent victim who has seen something he probably should have been better off ignoring. But what he has seen, he cannot forget. And those that saw him see what he saw, want to kill him, to prevent him from relating to the authorities what he did, in fact, see. So begins our harrowing tale.

He meets up with the supreme good guy, played by Samuel L. Jackson. He is introduced to us with those timeless words of authority, safety, and completely command of the situation: "Come with me if you want to live." The hero quickly brings the innocent along with him to bear witness against those that have done wrong. How they have decided to kill him will be revealed in the next shocking moments of this movie.

As they are on the plane, they see something so incredibly terrible yet so inexplicable that it take a few deaths for what is happening to finally sink in. There are snakes on the plane. These aren't your normal everyday snakes you see on the way to the supermarket, these are the most vicious, ready to kill snakes you've ever had nightmares about.

As good fortune would have it, our hero leaps into action and begins his battle against the airborne reptiles. See, he's tired of these snakes on this plane, although that's not exactly how it was worded in the actual film. Rumor has it that line was put in there strictly to please the Snakes on a Plane Internet fans, but I digress.

Two of the victims of the snakes are the pilot and the co-pilot. Who will fly this seemingly doomed plane? Well, luckily there is a passenger who has happened to have logged several hours on a video game flight simulator. He hops in, rises to the occasion, and lands the plane safely. The witness is safely transported to the trial where he testifies against the bad guys, and everything works out fine. The snakes are dead, the bad guys are in jail, and Samuel L. Jackson once again shows us who's boss.
 by: George Hutton